Kellen, 5/30/09

True story.

James, 5/28/09

Addendum to the comic about Iran.

Kellen, 5/26/09

James took two pictures out of his balcony, one during winter and one during spring. He thought it was cool to have the two pictures contrast, but clearly he was missing the possibilities.

James, 5/23/09

James, 5/17/09

I found an interesting building when I was in Toronto.

Kellen, 5/17/09

Alternate endings:

 1. "Necessary precautions, James. Jew flu, remember?"
 2. "JAMES WHERE'S YOUR FACE???"
 3. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

No?

Kellen, 5/16/09

Alternate endings:

 1. "Necessary precautions, James. Swine flu, remember?"
 2. "JAMES WHERE'S YOUR FACE???"
 3. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

PS: The Roman Republic is like at least three and a half times more badass than you. AND YOU ALL ARE LUCKY, you get the comic an hour early today.

Kellen, 5/14/09

If I were to draw a character for me:

Kellen, 5/12/09

Wheat.

Pronounce it as your eyes gloss over the "letters." If you look at it long enough, the universe breaks down.

This is what I do instead of studying.

FTA: "Rules of grammar are one of the characteristics sometimes said to distinguish language from other forms of communication. They allow a finite set of signs to be manipulated to create a potentially infinite number of grammatical utterances. However, this definition is self-circular. The structural relationships make sense only within language, the structure of language exists only in language. It is impossible to have a logically correct definition of a noun or verb."

James, 5/10/09

James, 5/05/09

More importantly, Kellen's reaction to the "citrus herb roast" video.

Kellen, 5/05/09

CINCO DE DRINKO EVERYONE, WHOO! And by that I mean I will be working. You guys are hogging all the cultural bastardization while I study.

I hope you all feel good about yourselves now.

Kellen, 5/04/09

Finals suck.

Kellen, 5/03/09

In the comic published April 30th, in Old English misidentified Jane Austen's writing style as "Victorian." It will henceforth read "pre-Victorian." in Old English apologizes for the inconvenience.

-The Editors

James, 5/01/09

"No," thought James as he reached for the paper towels at the supermarket. "I don't really need these. It's not as if I'm about to go home and knock a new bottle of sesame ginger salad dressing off the counter as I put away groceries."

Kellen, 5/01/09

WAH, WAH! WHERE'D ALL THE COMICS GO? IM GOING TO CRY! WAHH WAHH!

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