James, 7/26/09

Kellen, 7/25/09

Two things for the peanut gallery:

Aposematism (warning coloration).
A concerned reader informs us it is actually against California law to throw away batteries.

James, 7/22/09

From the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. Fluhhghopped? Floohawpt? Puh-flughhhaut?

Kellen, 7/20/09

I'm sorry internet, for I have failed thee!

Kellen, 7/13/09

James, 7/10/09

Kellen, 7/05/09

Sorry about the late update, I was busy making sweet passionate love to America. That's right. I defiled a bald eagle. I bet you can't say that.

A PSA for anyone who is wondering: Berkeley fireworks are a let down. Go across the bay and see them in Fisherman's Wharf. Hah, Wharf is spelled exactly like how I'd spell out someone barfing. WHHHHARRRRFFFFF.

Kellen, 7/01/09

JULY CHANGED EVERYTHING. NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME. Oh wait, yeah it is you fucking retards, just look in the archives.

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