James, 11/22/09

I found this, and automatically read it in the voices of these fine gentlemen. I suggest you do the same.

James, 11/19/09

Kellen, The eighteenth day of November, the 18th, of November, which is the 11th month of the year 2009, which is the 2009th year of when years started going forwards, plus 11 months and 18 days, so long as this year was not a leap year, which would then make it the 19th day of the 11th month of the 2009th year.

Readers,

We, the producers of in Old English, as the people who both write the content and bring that content to you, the readers, do profusely apologize thoroughly for the amount of English major jokes that would typically appeal to English majors.

As such, we promise to solemnly swear to produce, as the producers of the aforementioned comic that we produce, to appeal to the tastes of the reader's tastes, and make fewer jokes that would typically only be found funny by those who find English major jokes funny, that is to say, English majors and those who find English major jokes funny.

Very sincerest, best regards,

The producers of in Old English, James and Kellen and James, the producers.

James and Kellen, in Old English creators.

Kellen, 11/13/09

Unfortunate spacing.

James, 11/11/09

(Nut sacking.)

James, 11/04/09

“Ikea Heights is a melodrama shot entirely in the Burbank California Ikea Store without the store knowing.”

Does this even need more validation than that?

Kellen, 11/02/09

Look, I get that you worked really hard on your Hallowe'en costume, but I really just don't give a shit because mine was better. Crying like a bitch? Cheer yourself up with some archives.

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