James, 06/17/10

Hey in Old English readers,

The good news is that we're currently working on a few things to make reading in Old English a faster, sexier, and more organized experience. Part of this overhaul includes an effort to cohesively integrate our site across a number of other sites (Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc.). This is 2010, you fucks, and you can't spell continuously expanding readership without extreme social networking (assuming you're allowed to double up the vowels and substitute like half the consonants that don't overlap and create new phrases that have nothing to do with the first one).

The bad news is that this means we're probably changing the Facebook page, just like we half-heartedly threatened to do. 'Liking' pages ruins our (weak) [ed. note -- awesome?] joke of becoming 'fans of the fan page,' and unfortunately, the Facebook administrators won't allow us to change the name of our page. For us, this means deleting the current page and starting a new one. For you, this means becoming fans of the new page. It's lame, we know, we're sorry.

(You) "So you're going through all this effort just to change the name of a Facebook page and spread your weak [ed. note -- awesome] webcomic across the internet with more congruity?"

(Us) "Yes."

(You) "You are whores."

(Us) "Yes."

And, like whores, we're putting links on the bottom of our site to all kinds of places where you can network with us, socially. Yes, even Twitter and YouTube, because maybe there will even be funny content there in the (near) future.

So, re-like us on Facebook, or don't, or follow us on Twitter, or don't. Whatever. Just understand that blowjobs are only $2 you readers are pretty great (more than eight thousand unique readers—that's more people than I will ever personally know). We'll probably continue doing this whether you 'like' us or not. Cunts.

Kellen, 06/17/10

I'd like to point these guys in the direction of this comic.

I would also like to say that a watch without a watch is the stupidest idea I have ever, ever heard.

Kellen, 06/09/10

Dearest future Kellen: you might want to know that today we put out our 452nd comic. This will probably save you a lot of trouble in case you ever want to count them again later. But then again, you'll likely forget that June 2010 was the month in which you put how many comics you had made to date onto the backalley so that you wouldn't have to recount them. Nice going, loser.

James, 06/07/10

Kellen, 06/03/10

You all have no idea.

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