James, 07/22/10

It's good to know we're not the only people from our high school getting known for being ridiculous on the Internet.

James, 07/15/10

JAMES I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE HOVERTEXT.

James, 07/11/10

Been reading some great UFO conspiracies from back home.

Kellen, 07/01/10

Look, the last update is still important. Follow us on Twatter and "like" us (or whatever they want to call it now) on the Facebook. I'm serious. Do it now.

Especially because I just made a great twat.

James, 06/17/10

Hey in Old English readers,

The good news is that we're currently working on a few things to make reading in Old English a faster, sexier, and more organized experience. Part of this overhaul includes an effort to cohesively integrate our site across a number of other sites (Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc.). This is 2010, you fucks, and you can't spell continuously expanding readership without extreme social networking (assuming you're allowed to double up the vowels and substitute like half the consonants that don't overlap and create new phrases that have nothing to do with the first one).

The bad news is that this means we're probably changing the Facebook page, just like we half-heartedly threatened to do. 'Liking' pages ruins our (weak) [ed. note -- awesome?] joke of becoming 'fans of the fan page,' and unfortunately, the Facebook administrators won't allow us to change the name of our page. For us, this means deleting the current page and starting a new one. For you, this means becoming fans of the new page. It's lame, we know, we're sorry.

(You) "So you're going through all this effort just to change the name of a Facebook page and spread your weak [ed. note -- awesome] webcomic across the internet with more congruity?"

(Us) "Yes."

(You) "You are whores."

(Us) "Yes."

And, like whores, we're putting links on the bottom of our site to all kinds of places where you can network with us, socially. Yes, even Twitter and YouTube, because maybe there will even be funny content there in the (near) future.

So, re-like us on Facebook, or don't, or follow us on Twitter, or don't. Whatever. Just understand that blowjobs are only $2 you readers are pretty great (more than eight thousand unique readers—that's more people than I will ever personally know). We'll probably continue doing this whether you 'like' us or not. Cunts.

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