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<title>Saturday, 07/31/10 - Dimensions</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#073110</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss quality as a function of the number of dimensions present.</description>
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<title>Friday, 07/30/10 - Organs</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#073010</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss our new business.</description>
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<title>Thursday, 07/29/10 - Evolution</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072910</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss apples and asparagus.</description>
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<title>Wednesday, 07/28/10 - Jesus Facebook 3</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072810</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, Jesus is still a 13-year-old girl.</description>
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<title>Tuesday, 07/27/10 - Nervous</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072710</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss James' nerves.</description>
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<title>Monday, 07/26/10 - Dream</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072610</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss Kellen's lame, hackneyed, terrifying, recurring dream.</description>
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<title>Sunday, 07/25/10 - Mile High Club</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072510</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss altitude banging.</description>
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<title>Saturday, 07/24/10 - Hammer Time</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072410</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss Kellen's problem.</description>
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<title>Friday, 07/23/10 - Ego Trip</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072310</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss Jesus' huge, throbbing ego.</description>
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<title>Thursday, 07/22/10 - Shower</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072210</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss James' harrowing morning routine.</description>
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<title>Wednesday, 07/21/10 - Walking</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072110</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss walking: the lamest way to get places.</description>
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<title>Tuesday, 07/20/10 - Dance Dance Dance</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#072010</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss feelings The Beach Boys should not elicit.</description>
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<title>Monday, 07/19/10 - The Social Network</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071910</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss that Facebook movie.</description>
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<title>Sunday, 07/18/10 - In the Navy</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071810</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss the difference between the Navy and the Navy.</description>
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<title>Saturday, 07/17/10 - Mail</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071710</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, Kellen doesn't understand how idioms work.</description>
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<title>Friday, 07/16/10 - Anthropology</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071610</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss anthropology.</description>
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<title>Thursday, 07/15/10 - Earnest</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071510</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss Oscar Wilde.</description>
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<title>Wednesday, 07/14/10 - Vengeful</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071410</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss what kind of god God is.</description>
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<title>Tuesday, 07/13/10 - Jetpack</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071310</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss what Kellen is worth.</description>
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<title>Monday, 07/12/10 - Crossword</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071210</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we complete a crossword puzzle.</description>
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<title>Sunday, 07/11/10 - Hot</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071110</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss James' new body.</description>
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<title>Saturday, 07/10/10 - More G-20</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#071010</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss the aftermath.</description>
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<title>Friday, 07/09/10 - Sex Drive</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070910</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss pornography. PORNOGRAPHY</description>
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<title>Thursday, 07/08/10 - High School</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070810</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss high school.</description>
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<title>Wednesday, 07/07/10 - Morning</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070710</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss mo(u)rning.</description>
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<title>Tuesday, 07/06/10 - Cheerios</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070610</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, Obama gets a little more personal.</description>
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<title>Monday, 07/05/10 - Country Music</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070510</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss country music.</description>
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<title>Sunday, 07/04/10 - Fanny Pack</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070410</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss fanny packs.</description>
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<title>Saturday, 07/03/10 - America</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070310</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss America's badassery.</description>
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<title>Friday, 07/02/10 - Motel 6</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070210</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss pigeon sex.</description>
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<title>Thursday, 07/01/10 - Twilight</title>
<link>http://www.inoldenglish.com/archives/201007/201007index.html#070110</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 July 2010</pubDate>
<description>Today, we discuss marketing.</description>
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