Eyeservant definition: A person who works only when someone is watching

Eyeservant in EMS: The coworker who should have retired in 1986

Eyeservant short: So your not going to help then?

My shift today: Ran calls for the entire shift. No lunch, 3 critical patients and not nearly enough caffeine.

End of shift: The crew at the main station have somehow managed to avoid almost every call all day. Again. We had lofty aspirations they would assist in washing the truck. Instead, I find myself being regaled with stories of MAST pants and sandwiching people between backboards. Should the supervisor not grace us with his presence soon, I fear I shall perish before finishing charts.