Homerkin in EMS - In Old English

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Homerkin definition: A measure of beer

Homerkin in EMS: The answer when you ask your favorite alcoholic how much they have had to drink today.

Homerkin short: About that much.

Dispatch: Abdominal pain

Scene Size Up: Patient is a 44 year old female who is obviously intoxicated and still drinking her PBR after EMS arrives. My partner asks her how much she has had to drink to which she replies “2 beers” while speaking in cursive. My partner doesn’t believe her but to be fair, she isn’t wrong. She has definitely had 2 beers in her life and even if she did remember, you didn’t say over how long.

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